Adam and Eve

Susie's Third Question: "You Stick That Thing in Me One More Time!" ✏️🍎😂

Little Susie is asleep at her desk in Bible study. Then nun teaching the class…

byPaul -5:36 PM

Adam and Eve

The Nuns at the Pearly Gates: Eve's First Words! 😇💬😂

Three nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates St Peter says "You ca…

byPaul -5:33 PM

bar special

The "Polish Special" Cruise: An Apple, a Barrel, and a Recurring Customer! 🚢🍎😂

A Polish fellow is walking down the street in Chicago when he sees a sign outsi…

byPaul -5:23 PM

attractive woman

The Old Man's Perfect Reply: A Millionaire's 3-Inch Problem! 🍷💰😂

An old man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an attractive woma…

byPaul -5:21 PM

funny story

The Nuns' Heavenly Wish: Sophia, Madonna, and the Sahara Pipeline! 😂😇📰

Three nuns die and go to heaven. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates …

byPaul -6:16 AM

birthday treat

The $1250 Hotel Bill and the Lady's $50 Counter-Check! 💸😂

A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 50th birthday by staying ove…

byPaul -6:01 AM

Bible

The Fundamentalist Dog's Prayerful Interpretation of "Heel!" 🙏🐶😂

This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an eq…

byPaul -5:34 PM

age difference

The 85-Year-Old Groom: "You Mean I Was In Here Already?" 😂💍👴

Robert, 85, married Jenny, 25. Since her new husband was so old…

byPaul -5:25 PM

cannibals

The Cannibals' Dilemma: The Fat Man Who Kept Nicking Chips! 🥔🍖😂

3 cannibals... 3 cannibals got blown out to sea and lost for a number of da…

byPaul -4:08 PM

elderly man

Edgar's Emotional Wedding Night: "You're Standing on My Balls!" 😂😭

Five years after his wife passed away, 70-year-old Edgar married 28-year-old Je…

byPaul -4:06 PM

bills

The Boss's Wife Thinks I Deserve a Raise! 💡💵😂

I told my boss I needed a raise because three companies were after me He as…

byPaul -4:03 PM

barman

The IRS Agent's Secret Power: Squeezing That Last Drop! 🍋💰😂

A local bar was so sure that its barman was the strongest man around, that they…

byPaul -4:14 PM

dark humor

The Cab Ride: "Got Anything Smaller?" 🚕🍑😂

One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spots an arm waving from the shadows of a…

byPaul -4:13 PM

betting

The Rabbi's Blessing, the Hats, and the "Yarmulke" Disaster! 🏇🎩😂

On a windy day this guy sees an elderly rabbi get his hat blown off, so the guy…

byPaul -4:10 PM

comedian

Stalin's Comedy Critique: Shave Him Before the Shooting! 🎬🔪😂

Stalin watches a movie.... Stalin once watched a comedy film with his aides…

byPaul -4:14 PM

celebrity humor

Dolly Parton vs. The Queen: The Heavenly Poker Showdown! 👑🍒 Flush 😂

Dolly Parton vs The Queen So Dolly Parton dies, and due to some strange rel…

byPaul -4:13 PM

California

The Man, God, and the $3.00 Gasoline Miracle! ⛽️❤️😂

A man in California bumped into and recognized God at the beach.  God says, &qu…

byPaul -4:11 PM

communism

Stalin's Communist Party Meeting: The Cost of a Sneeze! 🤧🩸😂

During a communist party meeting, Stalin is giving a speech. Suddenly someb…

byPaul -4:09 PM

bargain

The Son, Jesus, and the Logic of Long Hair! 🚶‍♂️🚗😂

A dad told his 15 year old son that he would buy him a car… …in 6 months on his…

byPaul -9:39 PM

50-cent piece

The Day Mikey Stops Choosing the 50-Cent Piece... It All Ends! 💰🧠😂

A new teacher, on his first day, noticed that the other children were teasing o…

byPaul -9:16 PM

dark humor

A Rose, a Violet, and a Fridge! 🌹🧊😂

A little girl asks her mother A little girl asks her mother, "mom, why…

byPaul -4:27 PM

adultery

The Three Men at the Gates of Heaven: The Fridge, the Fall, and the Naked Guy! 🤣🚪🧊

Saint Peter is working his shift at the Gates of Heaven when three men arrive. …

byPaul -4:24 PM

attorney

The Ski Trip Widow's Will: A Case of Mistaken Identity! ⛷️💰😂

Two college buddies were invited to a mountain resort for cross-country skiing,…

byPaul -4:18 PM

bargaining

The Bargain Hunter's Masterstroke: From Free to Two Umbrellas! ☔️😂

A young man has lived his whole life in his small village, but for the first ti…

byPaul -4:23 PM

broken shovel

The Domino Effect: A Shovel, a Dog, a Stable, and a Smoking Furmanov! 🤯🔥😂

Chapaev leaves his regiment to check on another part of the front line and asks…

byPaul -4:21 PM

cards

The Prisoner's Secret Plan: Skiing, Tennis, and Beach Running! 🎾🏖️😂

3 men each sentenced to years for their crimes are riding together in the bus t…

byPaul -4:18 PM

FaceTime

Dad, What's the Difference Between a Piano, a Tuna, and a Glue? 🤯🎣😂

I'm FaceTiming my son and he says Son: Dad, what's the difference b…

byPaul -4:16 PM

beauty

The Professor's Wisdom: "I Should Have Taken the Money!" 💰🧠😂

A philosophy professor is giving a lecture to a group of students..…

byPaul -5:41 PM

adultery

The Irony of the Ironing: Dave's Day vs. Rob's Day! 👕😂

Rob and his buddy Dave are walking down the street when they see a …

byPaul -5:38 PM

bad food

The Monk Who Finally Complained Himself Out! 🤫😂

A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he's allowe…

byPaul -5:33 PM

Chapayev

Chapayev's Strategic Potatoes: The Plan to Capture Moscow! 🥔😂🇷🇺

Petka (Chapayev's second in command) and Vasily Ivanovich swim across the r…

byPaul -5:29 PM

adultery

The Speeding Driver's Fear: "I Thought You Were Bringing Her Back!" 😂🚔

A man is going 85 on a motorway when he sees a police car in his mirror He …

byPaul -5:27 PM

Army joke

The Soldier with the Broom vs. The German "Tank"! 🤯🧹😂

"You're in the Army, son" Back in WWI, John Zachariah decided…

byPaul -5:25 PM

death

The Hero Who Arrived Hot Off the Press! 🔥😇😂

A man died and went to Heaven. St Peter says to him "Before you meet w…

byPaul -5:24 PM

forest

The Hat Seller's Grandson vs. The Monkey with a Memory! 🐒🎩👴

A man who made a living by selling hats once happened to pass through a forest.…

byPaul -4:54 PM

dark humor

The Gorilla Exterminator's Shocking Backup Plan! 🦍🔫😂

A guy gets home from work, and notices a gorilla in a tree in his front yard …

byPaul -4:52 PM

blame

The CEO's Secret to Survival: The Three Envelopes! ✉️✉️✉️😂

Three envelopes A young, ambitious executive is chosen to replace a retirin…

byPaul -4:50 PM

bellhop

The Bellhop's Loyal Memory and the Double Tip! 💸😂

A businessman arrives at a hotel and asks the bellhop, "What's the big…

byPaul -4:49 PM

billionaire

The Secret to Becoming a Billionaire at 23! (It's Not Pencils) 💰😂

How I became a billionaire at age 23 During a TV interview on a news channel, a…

byPaul -4:48 PM

anally

The Doctor's "Ass-Backwards" Diet and the Chewing Gum Dance! 🕺🍑😂

An morbidly obese man, desperate to lose weight and having failed a number of a…

byPaul -4:46 PM

dirty joke

The Guy with Too Much Sex... and One Tiny Problem! 🍆😂

A guy goes in for a doctor's visit.  The doctor says, "What seems to b…

byPaul -4:44 PM

animal humor

The Pigs That Learned to Drive! 🐷🚗😂

A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to t…

byPaul -2:53 AM

altar boy

The Altar Boy's Confession and Five Great Leads! 😈🙏😂

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I've been with a loose gir…

byPaul -7:11 PM

farmer

The Farmer's Clever Fix to the Pig Inspectors! 🐖💵😂

A farmer was visited by inspectors They asked, "Do you have pigs?"…

byPaul -8:31 AM

cast

The Marine Teacher's Brutal First Day Lesson! 😳⚓️

A former sargeant in the Marine corps took a new job as a high school teacher. …

byPaul -5:56 PM

cats

Timmy's Cat Math: When Subtraction Meets Reality! 😼➕😂

Timmy is in second grade studying subtraction when the teacher asks…

byPaul -5:08 PM

car keys

The Elderly Man's Stolen Car (and His Wife's Bad Day!) 🤣🚔

As an elderly man left a pottery class, he patted himself down, looking for his…

byPaul -6:06 AM

bad luck

The Nun's Golf Day: A Miracle... and a Missed Putt! ⛳️ nun 😂

A nun walks into mother superiors office She lets out a sigh, h…

byPaul -11:09 PM

bar flies

The Frog's Sophisticated Order and Disappointing Bar Trip! 🐸🍸😂

A lumberjack walks into a bar and says... "I'd like a …

byPaul -7:04 PM