A guy finds an old lamp and rubs it. Of course a genie appears and grants the guy three wishes.
The guy says, "I'm going through a divorce and every lawyer involved is a psychopathic thief. I want all lawyers on the face of the earth to be wiped out."
The genie says, "That's awfully extreme. Are you sure?"
The guy says, "Absolutely. They are all crooked liars, and the world will be better off without them."
The genie snaps his fingers, and says, "Okay, it's done. There are no more lawyers. And that's your last wish."
The guy says, "Wait. You told me I have three wishes."
And the genie says, "So sue me."
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