A woman leaves a late-night bar in the pouring rain and hops into a cab.
The driver, a tormented 40-year-old woman, looks at her and says,
"Perfect timing, you're just like The Amazing Sharon Smith!"
The woman, wiping rain off her coat, asks, "Who's that?"
The driver replies,
"Sharon Smith – she did everything right. I mean everything! Just like you showing up right when I needed a fare – that's how Sharon's life worked. Every. Single. Time."
The woman laughs, "Oh come on, nobody's perfect!"
The driver shakes her head, "I'd normally agree, but Sharon Smith was. She could've been a world-class athlete, golfed like a champ, sang like an angel, and danced like she owned Broadway!"
"And the piano? She didn't play it – she commanded it."
"Her cooking? Deserved a Michelin star. I swear she could've fed a king and a picky toddler in the same meal."
The woman chuckles, "Wow, sounds like quite the woman!"
The driver nodded in agreement, "She could fix anything too. Never raised her voice. Dressed like she was straight off the cover of American Vogue."
"She made everyone around her feel special. Never forgot a birthday. Never burned toast. Just... perfection."
The woman smiles, "She really sounds too good to be true. So, how'd you meet her?"
The driver sighs and says,
"I never did. She died long before I came around..."
"But I did marry her widowed husband!"
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