A teacher asked her class to use “definitely” in a sentence.
“The sky is definitely blue,” said one girl.
“Nice try! But sometimes the sky can be black or purple or even orange,” replied the teacher.
“The grass is definitely green,” said a little boy.
“Well… The grass can be brown too.” Little Johnny raised his hand. “Yes Johnny?”
“Are farts solid?” asked little Johnny.
Finding this an odd question she was slightly shocked, but answered anyway, “No Johnny.”
“Well then, I definitely pooped my pants.”
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