Jenny and Jock are sitting on a park bench when she says "You know, Jock, we've been going steady for a while now - I think it's time you told me what you wear under your kilt."
He looks around and sees there's nobody nearby, and he murmurs "If you slide your hand up there, you'll find out yourself."
So she slides her hand up under his kilt and makes contact with something unexpected, and a moment later snatches her hand away as though stung. "Och, Jock," she says, her eyes widening, "it's GRUESOME!"
"Aye," says Jock happily, "and if you put your hand back, it'll grow some more!"
Post a Comment