The Shipwrecked Pun: "It's Better Than a Fortnight!" 🚢⛏️😂
Two men were washed ashore during World War I. Their ship, an aging minesweeping mo…
Two men were washed ashore during World War I. Their ship, an aging minesweeping mo…
A man lost his hand in a war and goes to a shop to purchase a prosthetic hand. He enters the…
A man was out on the golf course one sunny day when he realized he was completely lost. He spott…
A priest is in his church, placing prayer books among the pews when a man with no arms walks ins…
Jenny and Jock are sitting on a park bench when she says "You know, Jock, we've been go…
Paddy and Mick are drunk in a graveyard Paddy starts reading the gravestones. "Mick…
A guy goes to a whorehouse for the first time. The girl comes in and says, "Are you nervous…
Three nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates St Peter says "You can enter heaven on…
Three nuns die and go to heaven. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and says, "L…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamental…
Dolly Parton vs The Queen So Dolly Parton dies, and due to some strange relativistic effect …
A little girl asks her mother A little girl asks her mother, "mom, why an I named Rose?…
I'm FaceTiming my son and he says Son: Dad, what's the difference between a piano, a…
A lumberjack walks into a bar and says... "I'd like a lager." Th…
An Irish teacher was sent to China to teach, the first day he entered the class,he began by roll…
I wanted some honey, so I went to a local apiary to get some of my own bees. I said, "C…
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar The first mathematician orders a beer …
A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoo…