A guy goes to a whorehouse for the first time. The girl comes in and says, "Are you nervous?" The guy says, "Yeah, this is my first time."
The girl says, "Don't worry, we have just the thing for first-timers. Here's a menu of all of our services; just pick out whichever thing you would like to try."
The guy looks over the menu and decides to try out 69.
So they get into position and are going to town when the girl farts. He's a little taken aback by this, but continues.
A couple of minutes later she farts again. The guy disentangles himself and starts getting dressed.
"What's the matter?" the girl asks. "Didn't you like that?"
And the guy says, "No offense, ma'am, but I don't think I could handle 67 more of those."
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