The wife of a wealthy businessman calls their butler into her bedroom while her husband is away on a business trip. The moment he steps inside, she looks at him seriously and says, “Jeeves, take off my dress.”
“Of course, madam,” he replies promptly. With practiced care, he begins unbuttoning the top of her dress, his hands steady as the fabric loosens and gently slips down to the floor.
She watches him, then continues without hesitation. “Now, I want you to take off my bra.”
“Yes, ma’am,” Jeeves answers, maintaining his professional tone. He reaches forward, unfastens the clasp, and removes the delicate lace bra, placing it off to the side.
The woman pauses for a second before giving her next instruction. “And Jeeves… remove my panties.”
“Right away, madam,” he says, still perfectly composed, as he slides the silk garment down and lets it fall neatly to the floor.
There’s a brief silence. Then the woman crosses her arms, fixes him with a sharp look, and says,
“Now, Jeeves… the next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you’re fired.”
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