Little Susie is asleep at her desk in Bible study. Then nun teaching the class says “now children, where does our Lord and Savior reside? How about you, Susan?”
Little Tommy, sitting behind Susie, pokes her in the back with a sharp pencil. Susie sits bolt upright and yells “God in Heaven!”
“Very good,” says the nun, “that’s correct.”
Susie falls back asleep. But soon her turn comes around again and the nun asks “now Susan, who did God send to us to cleanse us of sin?”
Tommy jabs her again with his pencil. Susie sits up and yells “Jesus Christ!”
“Right again, Susie,” says the nun. Susie falls back asleep.
It’s getting toward the end of the period when the nun goes “alright Susie, can you tell me something that Eve said to Adam?”
Tommy jabs her right in the kidneys. Susie sits up and yells “you stick that thing in me one more time, mister, and I’ll break it in half!”
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