Three nuns die and go to heaven.
St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and says, "Ladies, you have been so devout that God is granting each of you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you desire."
The first nun says, "I'd like to go back as Sophia Loren!" Poof, she's gone.
The second nun says, "I'd like to go back as Madonna!" Poof, she's gone.
The third nun says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks confused. "Sara Pipalini? I don't know that name. Can you help me?"
The nun hands him a newspaper she was holding. He reads it, laughs, and hands it back to her. "No, sister," he says. "This says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in six months!"
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