A couple was invited to a Halloween party. But the wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He begged her to go, but she said she would just take some aspirin and go to bed, and didn't want to spoil his fun. So he put his bear costume on and went to the party.
After sleeping soundly for one hour, the woman woke up feeling better. As it was still early, she decided to go to the party.
She thought it would be fun to watch how her husband acted when she wasn't there, so she wore a brand-new costume that he wouldn't recognize.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every hot babe in the joint, copping a feel here and a kiss there.
Angrily, she sidled up to her husband, who immediately left his dance partner to be with this "new" babe.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so they went in the back and had sex.
She then slipped away and went home, appalled at her husband's behavior. She put the costume away and waited, ready to blast him when he got home.
When he got home she was in bed, pretending to read, and she asked him if he had a good time without her.
He said, "Not really; I never have a good time when you're not there."
"Is that so?" she said. "So you didn't dance at all?"
And he said, "Nope, not one dance."
Gritting her teeth in anger she said, "Not even one?"
And he said, "No. As soon as I arrived I saw Pete, Bill and some other guys. Because you weren't there, I just went with them into the den and played poker."
Furious, the wife said, "You must have looked like a real asshole, playing poker in your bear costume."
And the husband said, "Actually, I lent my costume to your brother, and he told me he had an absolute blast!"
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