Japanese, American and a Pole shipwrecked on an island and got captured by the locals
The chieftan of the tribe told them "You're not welcomed on this island. As punishement for tresspassing, we shall kill you and make canoe out of your skin. You can choose how you die."
The Japanese, to avoid shame, asked for a spear. He screamed "Long live the emperor!" and pierced himself.
The American, to avoid pain, asked for a gun from the ship. They brought it to him, with one bullet, so he screamed "Freedom for all!" and shoot himself.
The Pole asked for a fork. Surprised, they brought one and gave to him. He stabbed himself in the arm, then in the leg, than in the chest, then in the arm again, etc.
After two hours terryfingly paiful stabs, he was all red, torn and bleeding, but still alive. Then, after thousands different stabs, he finally pierced himself one last time, look chieftan in the eyes, scream "You won't make shit out of me!" and died.
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