The Irish Priest's Three Questions: "Not In My Lifetime!" 🇮🇪🙏😂

An elderly Irish priest from a little village in Mayo meets God in his sleep

God tells him "Because you've served me so faithfully, you've been granted a reward: you can ask me any three questions."

The priest ponders this a bit, as he doesn't want to waste God's time. He says, "Lard, for me first question, tell me will the Pope ever approve birth control?"

God smiles, and shakes his head, "Not in your lifetime Father. You won't live to see it happen."

"Ah, well then Lard, fur me second question, tell me will there ever be a woman pope?"

God again smiles and shakes his head and says, "Again, not in your lifetime my son."

"Well then Lard, fur me tird and final question, will there ever be an Irish pope?"

God frowns, shakes his head, and says "Not in my lifetime."