A woman asked an army general when he'd last made love
The general thought for a moment and said, "1956."
She gasped. "That long? Come with me — I'll make your night better."
They went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour.
Afterwards she cuddled up to him and said, "Well, you sure haven't forgotten anything since 1956."
The general looked at her, confused, and said, "I sure hope not, it's only 21:30."
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