A traffic cop is standing by the road.
He sees a new Jaguar speeding and pulls it over. To his complete surprise, the driver is a homeless guy. The cop checks the registration, and sure enough, the car legally belongs to him.
"You're homeless," the cop says, confused. "How on earth did you get a top-of-the-line Jaguar?"
"Well," the homeless guy explains, "last night I ran into some drunk rich guys. They told me if I could really make them laugh, the Jaguar was mine."
"So what did you do?" asks the cop.
"I just took a dump on one of the bald guy's heads, and hair instantly grew! It was hilarious."
The cop pauses for a moment, then slowly takes off his hat, revealing his own perfectly bald head.
"Hey," the cop says, "You think... you could do that for me?"
"Sure thing," says the homeless guy.
So, the homeless guy gets out and proceeds to take a shit on the cop's bald head.
Suddenly, a massive roar of laughter erupts from the bushes nearby, and a voice yells out:
"No way! That's even funnier! I am going to gift him a house too!"
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