A bodybuilder was admiring his body in the mirror when he noticed he was suntanned everywhere except his pecker.
So, he decided to head to the beach, got completely naked, and buried himself in the sand with just his pecker sticking out.
Two elderly ladies strolled by and saw it. One poked at it with her cane and said, "There isn't any justice in this world."
Her friend asked, "What do you mean?"
She replied, "When I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I demanded it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it.
And now that I'm 80, the dang things are growing wild — and I'm too old to squat!"
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