John goes to his buddy Steve and confesses to sleeping with the wife of his friend, Alan
"Steve, do me a favor and keep Alan busy at the bar for a few hours, will ya?" John asks. Steve doesn't like it, but being a friend he reluctantly agrees.
Steve takes Alan to the bar and starts asking him all sorts of questions to keep him occupied. Finally, Alan gets annoyed and asks Steve what's going on.
Feeling guilty, Steve confesses to Alan... "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you busy."
Alan smiles, puts his hand on Steve's shoulder, and says "You should probably hurry home now. My wife died a year ago."
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