A woman takes her 18 -year-old daughter to the doctor.
Doctor: Okay, Mrs. O'Hara, what's the problem? Mom: It's my daughter, Bernadette. She keeps getting these crazy food cravings, she's putting on weight, and most mornings she's sick.
The doctor gives Bernadette a thorough exam, then turns to the mother and says, Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Bernadette is pregnant. About four months would be my estimate.
Mom: Pregnant?! She can't be! She's never even been left alone with a man! Have you, Bernadette?
Bernadette: No, Mother! I've never even kissed a man!
The doctor walks over to the window and stares out. About five minutes pass.
Mom: Is something wrong out there, doctor?
Doctor: No, not at all… it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it this time!
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