An elderly woman winds up in court for murder.
Defence barrister: 'Will you please state your full name.'
Agatha: 'Agatha Louise Hewson.'
Defence barrister: 'Will you please state your age'
Agatha: 'I am 94 years old.'
Defence barrister: 'Will you tell us in your own words what happened on the night in question.'
Agatha: 'I was sitting on my garden swing on my front verandah. It was a warm spring evening, when a young man crept up on the verandah and sat down beside me.'
Defence barrister: 'Did you know him? '
Agatha: 'No, but he was really friendly.'
Defence barrister: 'What happened after he sat down?'
Agatha: 'He started to rub my thigh.'
Defence barrister: 'Did you stop him?'
Agatha: 'No, I didn't stop him.'
Defence barrister: 'Why didn't you stop him?'
Agatha: 'It felt so good and nobody had done that since my husband George died almost 35 years ago and I was getting very moist.'
Defence barrister: 'What happened next?'
Agatha: 'He began to kiss my bare legs and inner thighs.'
Defense Attorney: 'Did you stop him then?'
Agatha: 'No, I didn't stop him.'
Defence barrister: 'Why didn't you stop him?'
Agatha: 'Because he made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in so many years!'
Defence barrister: 'What happened next?'
Agatha: 'Well, by this time I was feeling so excited that I just laid down, took off my panties, put my knees on my tits and told him take me young man, take me now!'
Defence barrister: 'And tell me, did he take you?'
Agatha: 'Lord no!.....He just yelled April Fool and ran off and that's when I shot him in the back, the little bastard.'
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