A German and a Dutch man are sitting next to each other on the train.
The German takes his shoes off and stretches his feet.
Then he says to the Dutch man: "I'm going to go get a drink, would you like anything?"
"Sure," says the Dutch man, "I'd love a Coke."
The German walks off to the cafe car in his stocking feet. As soon as he's gone, the Dutch man looks around, picks up the German's shoes, and spits a big loogie in each one.
The German comes back with a Coke for each of them.
They pass the rest of the ride in silence until the German reaches his station. He puts his shoes on and instantly realizes what happened.
He stands up turns to his seat mate, beside himself with anger. He yells:
"Why does it have to be like this between our countries! Why can't we just treat each other like human beings! When can we finally stop this spitting in the shoes, this peeing in the Coke?!"
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