An African prince comes to the USA and meets a beautiful woman.

He proposes to her on the spot.

She says "I'll only marry you if you can buy me a Lamborghini."

Without hesitation, he says "ok, I buy, I buy."

She then says "I'll only marry you if you buy me a $10M mansion to live in."

Again, no hesitation- "ok. I buy, I buy."

Running out of demands, she thinks hard for something he can't possibly provide.

"The man I'm with needs to have a 14" penis."

Finally, the man goes quiet. He thinks for a minute, then looks at her and says "ok. I cut, I cut."

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