A kilted Scotsman was walking home from a pub one morning after a night of whisky. He collapses by the roadside for a nap.
While he slept, two woman came by and saw him lying there. One of them was overcome with curiosity and decided to see what was worn under a kilt. She lifted his kilt and saw that he wore nothing at all.
Her friend said "we should thank him for solving that question". So she took a blue ribbon from her hair and tied it around his endowment.
A while later the Scotsman awoke and staggered into the bushes to answer natures call. Lifting his kilt he was puzzled by the ribbon. After staring a moment he said
"I don't know where you've been laddie, and I don't know what you've done, but I see you got first prize!"
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