Three men check into a hotel and ask for rooms with balconies.
They get the only rooms with balconies on the first, second, and third floors. In the morning, the man who stayed on the third floor sees his friend in the lobby and says…
"You won't believe the night I had!"
"What happened?"
"Well I got to my room and the toilet was out of order. So I took a shit in a bedsheet and tossed it off the balcony."
"Well you won't believe the night I had!"
"What happened?"
"I'm sitting in my room and a bedsheet full of shit hits my balcony! So I figured that's what they do in this hotel, so I took a shit in it and tossed it off my balcony."
The third man then enters the lobby.
"Guys, you won't believe the night I had!"
"What happened?"
"I beat the shit out of a ghost!'
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