bald head

The Complaining Customer and the Costume Shop's Revenge! 🍎😂

A man with a completely bald head and only one leg is invited to a costume part…

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clerk

The Stuttering Clerk and the Muscular Customer! 🗣️💪😂

A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter walks up to a counter…

byPaul -4:11 PM

atheist

The Atheist, The Bear, and the Prayer of Thanks! 🐻🙏🤣

An atheist runs in to a bear while hiking in the woods An atheist is hiking…

byPaul -4:58 PM

advice

The Rabbi's Unexpected Advice: "Take the Poison!" 😱😂

A man went to see his Rabbi. He stated in a very serious tone, "Rabbi, som…

byPaul -4:54 PM

bear hunting

The Hunter, The Bear, and the 'Not-So-Sweet' Deal! 🏹🐻🤣

A man goes out bear hunting with his new bolt action rifle... And pretty so…

byPaul -12:50 AM

bear

The Cold War Rabbit Hunt: CIA vs. Stasi vs. KGB! 🐻🐰🤣

At the height of the Cold War, the leaders of the Stasi, CIA, and KGB argued ab…

byPaul -12:48 AM

dating

The Dentists' Secret Desire: Stop Smiling! 😂🦷

I noticed the pretty girl was looking at me on the train. I smiled at her …

byPaul -12:44 AM

adultery

The Priest's Lost Bike and Sudden Revelation! 🙏🚲🤣

A Priest had his bicycle stolen. A Priest was raging to his deacon that his…

byPaul -4:50 PM

castration

The Tailor Knew Best: The Cure for the Headache! 🤯✂️

A man suffered from headaches and didn't realize it was due to a rare condi…

byPaul -5:53 PM

adult humor

The Boy's Walk Home: A Family Secret Revealed! 🤫🚗

A little boy comes home from school and his mom asks "How was your walk ba…

byPaul -1:41 AM

Chinese names

The Irish Teacher's Chinese Roll Call Disaster! 🤣

An Irish teacher was sent to China to teach, the first day he entered the class…

byPaul -6:30 AM

apiary

The "Freebee" at the Apiary 🐝😂

I wanted some honey, so I went to a local apiary to get some of my own bees. …

byPaul -3:51 PM

Country Life

The Lawyer and the Farmer's Three Kick Rule

Old farmer and the lawyer A prominent lawyer from New York went to a rural …

byPaul -9:26 AM

bacon and eggs

The Forgetful Old Couple's Dinner 😂👴👵

There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting…

byPaul -3:06 AM

accent

The Irish "Bargain" Hunters: A Dry Cleaning Debacle! 😂🇮🇪

Two Irish lads are strolling down a street in Liverpool, England, when they spo…

byPaul -2:59 AM

dentures

The McDonald's Secret

An elderly couple 👵👴 walked into a McDonald’s and sat down at a table near so…

byPaul -5:51 PM

adult humor

The Misunderstood Chicken

Paris. Evening. A hungry tourist mistakenly enters a brothel instead of a resta…

byPaul -5:43 PM

city girl

The Farmer's Sons and the City Girl

A beautiful woman is driving down an old country road when her car breaks d…

byPaul -5:38 PM

Boy Scout

The Boy Scout's Good Turn

A Scout and two other passengers were flying in a small plane at 5000 feet when…

byPaul -5:47 PM

cheating death

The Prayer That Killed

Dad is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bedtime: "God bles…

byPaul -5:44 PM

1 liner jokes

1 liner jokes: Two boys were at a wedding

Two boys were at a wedding when one of them leaned over to the other and asked,…

byPaul -5:41 PM

diner

The Waitress's Special

A traveling salesman goes into a fairly grungy diner. The waitress comes over, …

byPaul -5:34 AM

adult humor

The Presidential Flight

A man and a woman were flirting on an overseas flight.. She says to him. &q…

byPaul -9:01 PM

Audi Quattro

The Stupidest Customs Officer

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border The Italian cu…

byPaul -8:58 PM

911 call

Tell me a joke about police officers

A man calls the police A man calls the police and says, "There's a…

byPaul -8:29 PM

bar joke

The Blind Man, the Bartender, and the "Piss" Test

A blind man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give m…

byPaul -7:05 PM

Funny

The Prisoner's Joke: A Witty Prank on a New Inmate

Prisoner has his first night in prison The lights go out.  Someone shouts o…

byPaul -8:43 AM

department store

The Spanish Man, the Socks, and a Hilarious Misunderstanding

A Spanish man went into a department store to buy socks. He found his way t…

byPaul -5:41 PM

car joke

The "Lost Trailer" Joke: A Roadside Prank

A man is driving along a remote road at night when a state trooper pulls him ov…

byPaul -2:38 AM

angry customer

The Angry Customer's Return: A "Toilet Paper" Joke

A man walks into a store. Inside, the cashier is crying, while another angry cu…

byPaul -2:36 AM

bar joke

The Mathematician Joke: A Bar Story with a Dark Twist

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar The first mathematicia…

byPaul -2:35 AM

engineer joke

The Engineer, the Frog, and the "Talking Frog" Joke

A young man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said,…

byPaul -2:33 AM

dark humor

The "Mushroom Smothered Steak" Joke

She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, But she had no mushro…

byPaul -7:09 AM

bar joke

A Bar Story About National Beers and a Surprise Twist

An American, a Mexican, and a Brit walk into a pub The Mexican says "I wil…

byPaul -6:35 AM

beer joke

The Beer Drinker's "Ferrari" Joke

Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually ab…

byPaul -6:32 AM

Christmas joke

The "Divorce" Joke: An Old Man's Holiday Trick

An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting …

byPaul -3:08 AM

compatible

The Divorce Lawyer and the "Compatible" Couple

The woman decided to divorce her husband and hired a lawyer who spe…

byPaul -1:31 AM

clever dog

The Jungle Trick: A Dog's Clever Escape from a Lion

A lost dog wanders into the jungle. A lion spots him from a distanc…

byPaul -1:26 AM

cheating joke

A "Three Times" Joke About a Wife's Love

A man asks his wife if she had ever cheated on him After many years of marr…

byPaul -4:40 PM

costume joke

The Killer Whale Joke: A Husband's Bad Guess

The wife came back from buying her costume for a fancy dress party earlier. …

byPaul -5:03 PM

deathbed humor

The Old Man's "Paper Route" Joke

An elderly man lay on his deathbed An elderly man lay on his deathbed, surround…

byPaul -5:01 PM

affair joke

The "Spaghetti" Joke: A Hilarious Affair and a Secret Message

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night,…

byPaul -5:05 AM

bar joke

The Monocle Joke: A Bar Story with a Witty Pun

A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (a…

byPaul -5:01 AM

boots

A Communist Joke with a Witty Punchline

An American politician once visited the USSR, and was given a tour …

byPaul -6:01 PM

dark humor

​A "Missed" Game and a Hilarious Funeral Joke

At the World Cup final, a man notices an empty seat next to him. He…

byPaul -5:59 PM

cheating joke

A Wife's "Leaving" Note and a Husband's Witty Twist

A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I…

byPaul -9:08 PM

family

​The Walmart Greeter's Ultimate Comeback

After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for man…

byPaul -6:02 PM

blonde joke

A Doctor's Advice and a Blonde's Witty Comeback

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you …

byPaul -5:19 AM

boyfriend joke

The "Carry Me" Joke: A Boyfriend's Witty Comeback

Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way …

byPaul -5:17 AM

The "I'm Telling Everyone" Joke

An old man comes to confession and says to the priest: "Father, I'…

byPaul -4:14 PM