I noticed the pretty girl was looking at me on the train.
I smiled at her and said hello.
"Hi" she said, then asked me "Can I be completely honest with you???"
"Of course" I said to her.
"Well, every time you smile at me, it makes me want to invite you back to my place."
"Great" I said. "Are you married?"
"No" she replied "I'm a dentist!!!"
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