A Priest had his bicycle stolen.
A Priest was raging to his deacon that his bike was stolen. "They took it from right outside the church" he complained. "I've been a Priest for 25 years and I've never heard of such a thing". The deacon tells him to go through the commandments for Sunday Mass and when you get to the part about "Thou shalt not steal" lay it on thick and observe the congregation, and look for someone consumed with guilt.
Sunday comes and the Priest goes through the 10 commandments. Afterward the deacon asks if he had spotted anyone acting strange. The Priest replied, "never mind, when I got to Thou shalt not commit adultery, I remembered where I had left it"!
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