The Math Doesn't Add Up
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where …
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where …
A Nazi walks into a bar Walks into a bar He goes up to the bartender and looks around seeing a…
An American, a Brit, and a German are all sent to hell. The devil tells them that they will be t…
British man goes to Heaven A British man dies and finds himself standing in front of the Pearly …
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well s…
While walking down the street one day a politician is tragically hit by a truck and dies. Her so…
A slick politician in a $5,000 suit rolled into a tiny, dirt-poor village in a fleet of black SU…
A father is listening to his young daughter say her bedtime prayers. She says, "God bless M…
A pilot forgets to turn off the PA system... The pilot comes over the intercom and announces, &q…
A man dies and ends up in hell. He’s a bit confused about how he ended up there but goes over to…
An engineer dies and ends up getting sent to hell Engineers don't usually end up in hell ver…
Four old retirees are walking down a street in Tombstone, Arizona... ...when they see a sign…
A famous lawyer dies and goes to heaven. A famous lawyer is hit by a bus and dies. He opens …
A young guy moves to California and goes to local mega-store looking for a job. The manager aske…
Knock at the door. Farmer goes to open it. "Yes?" "Hello, kind sir. I…
A guard in a Russian jail goes to the library and sees an old Jewish political prisoner reading …
Took my blonde girlfriend to her first football game. I took my blonde girlfriend to her fir…
A boy found a magic lamp one day and out came a genie who exclaimed "I shall grant a single…
I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from India This is how it went:…
One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spots an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway d…