Tell me a joke about police officers
A man calls the police A man calls the police and says, "There's a burglar in my ho…
A man calls the police A man calls the police and says, "There's a burglar in my ho…
A blind man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me a shot of your …
A Spanish man went into a department store to buy socks. He found his way to the menswear de…
A man is driving along a remote road at night when a state trooper pulls him over. The troop…
A man walks into a store. Inside, the cashier is crying, while another angry customer is yelling…
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar The first mathematician orders a beer …
She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, But she had no mushrooms and no time t…
An American, a Mexican, and a Brit walk into a pub The Mexican says "I will have a Corona, …
Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How …
An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting a divorce. Forty-…
The woman decided to divorce her husband and hired a lawyer who specialized in divor…
A man asks his wife if she had ever cheated on him After many years of marriage, a man asks …
The wife came back from buying her costume for a fancy dress party earlier. "Stay there…
An elderly man lay on his deathbed An elderly man lay on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife, t…
A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoo…
At the World Cup final, a man notices an empty seat next to him. He asks, "Who …
A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I've had enough. …
After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I la…
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly …
Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way One day I was si…