Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
One day I was sitting on the sofa with my girlfriend and she asked, "Honey, do you think I am fat?"
I said, "Of course not, you are perfect."
She asked, "Will you carry me to the bedroom?"
I felt a shiver run down my spine and replied, "To prove how much I love you, today I am bringing the bed into the living room."
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