An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
"Father, I'm 80 years old, married, with 4 children and 11 grandchildren, but last night I cheated on my faithful wife with two 18-year-old girls."
"My son, when was the last time you were at confession?"
"Never, Father, I'm actually Jewish."
"Then why are you telling me this?"
"Well, I'm telling everyone!"
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