I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my "roommate" using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
"Three eggs scrambled please. slightly runny. The eggs should be cooked for at most six seconds, and at least half an eggshell should be left in."
"Cold coffee please. Not iced, but room temperature. The older the better."
"Now I know this is going to sound strange, but please find a used urine specimen cup. Dump out the urine, but do not rinse the cup before filling it with orange juice. The slight taste of the urine in the juice is very settling to my stomach."
At that moment a shrill voice screamed out from the speaker.
"THAT IS DISGUSTING! There is no way we are bringing that up to you"
My roommate answered, "Why not! That's what you sent up yesterday"
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