Tell me a joke about police officers
A man calls the police A man calls the police and says, "There's a burglar in my ho…
A man calls the police A man calls the police and says, "There's a burglar in my ho…
A blind man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me a shot of your …
Prisoner has his first night in prison The lights go out. Someone shouts out 65. There is some l…
A Spanish man went into a department store to buy socks. He found his way to the menswear de…
A man walks into a store. Inside, the cashier is crying, while another angry customer is yelling…
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar The first mathematician orders a beer …
A young man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kis…
She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, But she had no mushrooms and no time t…
An American, a Mexican, and a Brit walk into a pub The Mexican says "I will have a Corona, …
Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How …
An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting a divorce. Forty-…
The woman decided to divorce her husband and hired a lawyer who specialized in divor…
A man asks his wife if she had ever cheated on him After many years of marriage, a man asks …
The wife came back from buying her costume for a fancy dress party earlier. "Stay there…
An elderly man lay on his deathbed An elderly man lay on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife, t…
An American politician once visited the USSR, and was given a tour of a Soviet autom…
A wife, pissed off that her husband was late again, wrote a dramatic note: I've had enough. …
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly …
Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way One day I was si…
Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke.…