At the World Cup final, a man notices an empty seat next to him. He asks, "Who would miss the World Cup final?"
The other guy replies, "That was my wife's seat. We've been to the last five finals together… but she passed away."
The man says, "I'm so sorry… but couldn't a family member come instead?"
The guy shrugs: "Nope. They're all at the funeral."
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