A man and a woman were flirting on an overseas flight..
She says to him. "Would you like to pirate?"
He responds " What's that mean?" To which she responds "It's where you take me over international waters." He says.."hmm.. not yet".
She waits a little while and the coastline of America comes into view out the plane's window.. "Would you like to Coast Guard?"
He says "I'm not sure what you mean." To which she responds "It's where you dominate me over our nation's waters." He says... "hmm... not yet."
She waits a little and says "When can we go get it on?" He responds "See the Statue of Liberty? Let's wait five minutes after we pass that and I'll President you." She looks confused and asks "What does that mean?"
He looks at her and says "That's when we fuck over the country."
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