A beautiful woman is driving down an old country road
when her car breaks down. She sees an old farmhouse in the distance and walks to it seeking help. She meets with the farmer who says he would be happy to assist, but since it's Sunday, the mechanic will be closed.
He tells her she's welcome to stay in the spare room for the night, but she has to keep away from his sons.
The sons are both strong and tan from working the fields and they are both handsome too.
That night the lady thinks "What the hell" so she sneaks into the brothers room and asks them if they want to fuck.
"You bet!" they say, so she says they can do all the freaky shit as long as they wear condoms.
"Well what's a condom?"
"It's a special bag you put around your dick so I don't get pregnant" she explains. So the brothers put on the condoms and all 3 of them have a night of complete debauchery. The next day the farmer calls the mechanic, the lady gets her car fixed and leaves.
15 years later the brothers have had a few drinks and are reminiscing.
"Hey, you remember that time we did the freaky shit with that city girl?"
"Yup, shure do"
"Do you care if she gets pregnant?"
"Nope"
"Then let's take these damn things off"
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