A man goes out bear hunting with his new bolt action rifle...
And pretty soon he sees a bear. He takes careful aim through his scope and pulls the trigger. The gun kicks and by the time he looks through the scope again, the bear is gone. Suddenly, the man feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns, and there's the bear.
"Okay," says the bear, "Here's how it's going to go. You have two choices. Either i tear you to pieces with my claws, or you drop your pants and i make sweet love to you."
Of course the man doesn't want to die, so he turns around and drops his pants.
Driving home, he feels sore and violated. Slowly his fear turns into rage. By the time he gets home, he's determined that he's going to kill that bear. So he goes to the gun store and buys the biggest, craziest gun they sell, then he heads back to the woods.
In almost the same place, he sees the bear. He aims and fires the whole clip. It cuts down half the forest. But once again, the bear is gone. The man feels a tap on his shoulder. "You know the drill," says the bear.
It happens again.
Now the man is obsessed with revenge. He somehow gets a rocket launcher. He goes back to the woods, finds the bear, and shoots a rocket at him. There's a giant smoking crater, but no bear.
The man feels a tap on his shoulder.
The bear says, "You're not here for the hunt, are you?"
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