The Jungle Trick: A Dog's Clever Escape from a Lion

A lost dog wanders into the jungle. A lion spots him from a distance and thinks, "Huh… never seen one of these before. Looks edible.

The lion starts charging. The dog freaks out until he notices some bones nearby. Thinking fast, he blurts out: "Mmm… that was some tasty lion meat!"

The lion slams the brakes: "Wait… this little dude eats lions?! Nope, I'm out."

But high up in a tree, a monkey saw the whole thing. He scampers over to the lion and spills the truth, hoping to score points. The lion growls: "Hop on my back. We'll get him together."

They storm back toward the dog. The dog sees them coming, panics harder… then yells: "Where the hell is that monkey? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!