career goals
Sister Mary's Relief: "I Thought You Said a Protestant!" ⛪😇😂
The Word That Took Down Sister Mary The morning sun streamed through the ta…
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adultery
The Cheater's Excuse: "Is There Anything Else Your Wife Doesn't Use?" 💋🛌😂
My wife came home early and caught me in bed with a beautiful woman! She sc…
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bargain hunting
The Prosthetic Hand Bargain: "Buy Your Third Hand Second Hand First Hand!" 👋💰😂
A man lost his hand in a war and goes to a shop to purchase a prosthetic hand. …
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adultery
The Father's Secret: "He's Not Your Father Anyway!" 👨👦💍😂
A guy decides to get married. — Well, Dad, I've decided! I'm gonna …
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bungalows
The Farmer's Line in the Sand: "Because I Do Have Two Cows!" 🐄💰😂
A journalist interviews a farmer: "if you have two bungalows, are you will…
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bullying
The Car Crash and the Seals: "I Train Navy Seals, Not Dolphins!" 🚗🐬😂
A man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive sports car. Enraged, the guy ho…
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cop
The Armed Grandma's Reply: "Not a Goddamn Thing!" 👵🔫😂
Cop pulls over a little old lady and asks for her licence and registration. …
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dark humor
The Husband's Midnight Revelation: "I Would've Been Getting Out of Prison Today..." 😭💔😂
A woman wakes up in the middle of the night and realizes that her husband is no…
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Abraham
The Jewish Prisoner's Language Skills: "No Problem. I Already Speak Russian!" 📚🔥😂
A guard in a Russian jail goes to the library and sees an old Jewish political …
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annoyance
The Park Bench Mystery: "You Don't Look Jewish!" 🤔🌳😂
A man is sitting on a park bench enjoying a nice summer day A woman walks b…
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Anaheim Ducks
The NHL Coaches and the Peculiar Babies: "I'm the Coach of the New Jersey Devils!" 🏒😈😂
Three NHL coaches are waiting outside the delivery unit as their wives are all …
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breakfast
The Brothers' Swearing Pact: "It Won't Be Flippin' Froot Loops!" 🥣🤬😂
A 9-year-old and 6-year old brother are in their room one morning. The 9-ye…
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academic humor
The Blonde's Calculus Punchline: "Plus a Constant of Integration!" 🧠➕C😂
A blonde is waiting table for a couple of guys, and one of them is telling a lo…
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cellphone reception
A politician visits a remote Native American community
A politician visits a remote Native American community. With news crews fol…
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chicken
Harold's Heavenly Reincarnation: You St the Bed! 🥚🛌😂
Harold got real drunk one night, Ubered home, and snuck in bed beside his wife……
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cheap sex
The Medicare Therapy Scam: Cheaper Than the Holiday Inn! 💵🏨😂
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked,…
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bank
The Rolls Royce Loan Trick: $15.41 Parking in NYC! 🚗💰😂
A wealthy man walks into a bank New York City and asks for the loan officer. …
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bad advice
The Pope's Hairdresser Critique: "Who *** Up Your Hair?" 💇♀️🇻🇦😂
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome…
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classroom humor
The Honest Student and His Favorite Famous Person: Colonel Sanders! 🍗😂
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken.…
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allowance
The Seven-Year-Old Groom: "We've Been Lucky So Far!" 💍👶😂
A seven-year-old boy is sitting at the dinner table with his parents. Suddenly …
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academic humor
The Plumber's Calculus Secret: "Swap the Limits of Integration!" 🔧📐😂
A math professor noticed his kitchen sink at home was leaking. He called a…
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absurd humor
The World-Saving Genie: "You Wished the Icelandic-Tongan War Never Happened!" 🧞♂️🌍😂
A joke I just made up about a genie Genie: hi I am a genie you have 3 wishe…
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apples
The Shoplifter's Husband: Confessing the Bag of Rice! 🍎🍚😂
A married woman is caught shoplifting a bag of apples. In court the judge s…
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chips and dip
Little Johnny's Disgusting Sales Strategy: The Government Method! 💩💰😂
Monday morning at school, the teacher lined up all the students to present thei…
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ducks
The Rooster's Final Act: "Shhh... They Are About to Land." 🐓🦅😂
A farmer buys a new young rooster when his old rooster can't "perform&…
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competition
The Rooster Race Twist: "Third Damn Gay Rooster I Bought This Month!" 🐓🏳️🌈😂
A farmer buys a new rooster and brings it home. Upon seeing the new young roost…
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designer clothes
The Glamorous Woman's Secret: Stung... at Walmart! 💄🛒😂
A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a profess…
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25 cents
The Blonde, the Quarterback, and the 25-Cent Mystery! 🏈😂
Took my blonde girlfriend to her first football game. I took my blonde girl…
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delay
The Heavenly Divorce Problem: "How Long to Find a Lawyer?!" 😇💍😂
A man and his wife die and meet St Peter at the pearly gates "Please c…
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cynical
The Genie's Last Meal Wish: Chicken or Fish? 🧞♂️🍗😂
A boy found a magic lamp one day and out came a genie who exclaimed "I sha…
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funny story
The Skinny Lumberjack and the Sahara "Forest" Secret! 🌳🏜️😂
The Skinny Lumberjack A very thin fellow wandered into a lumberjacking outf…
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baseball
The Boy's Confession: "Don't Start This Nonsense Again!" 💰🤫😂
A woman spends the day with her lover while her husband is at work Her husb…
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airport humor
The Priest's Customs Declaration: A Marvelous Unused Instrument! ✈️🍆😂
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her,…
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apples
The Cannibals' Fruit Challenge: "I Saw Harry Coming Back with Pineapples!" 🍍🍑😂
Three men are captured by cannibals. They are taken to the chief, who says …
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clubhouse
The Golfer, the Saleswoman, and the "One Hole Behind You" Pun! 🏌️♀️😂
A man was out on the golf course one sunny day when he realized he was complete…
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