A 9-year-old and 6-year old brother are in their room one morning.
The 9-year-old says to his younger brother, "You know what, I think's it's about time we start swearing!"
He likes the idea, and his older brother says, "Okay, we'll go downstairs for breakfast, and I'll swear first, then you."
They head downstairs and their mother asks them what they'd like for breakfast.
The 9-year-old says, "I'll have Froot Loops, bitch."
The mother slaps him in the face and he runs upstairs crying.
She turns to his brother and sternly asks him, "...and what would you like?"
He responds, "I don't know, but it won't be fuckin Froot Loops."
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