A blonde is waiting table for a couple of guys, and one of them is telling a load of really obnoxious blonde jokes.
When he goes out to the men's room, the other diner beckons her over and says, "You know, I think Jack could stand to learn that blondes are smarter than he thinks. When he comes back, I'm going to write something on a napkin and ask you a question. Just remember to say 'one-third x cubed', okay?"
She mutters "one-third x cubed" a few times and then goes away. When Jack comes back, his friend calls her over, writes something on a napkin and says "Say, could you tell Jack what the answer to this is?"
The blonde looks at the napkin and reads out "...kind of a long S, x with a little two next to it, dx... Oh yeah, I know that one. It's 'one-third x cubed' ".
And as she turns to go, she looks back and adds "plus a constant of integration".
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