The Skinny Lumberjack
A very thin fellow wandered into a lumberjacking outfit's personnel office and announced that he was looking for a job.
The hiring manager looked the guy over and said, "You don't look like you can even hold an axe, much less swing one." The skinny fellow said, "I may not look like much, but I can cut down trees like nobody you've ever seen before."
The manager pointed out 5 large trees and told the man to cut them down and to come see him when he was done. Handing the man an axe, he walked back into the office figuring that was the last he'd see of him. 20 minutes later, the thin fellow was back. "All done," he said.
The manager said, "You mean to tell me you cut down those 5 huge trees in 20 minutes?!? Where'd you learn to lumberjack like that?!"
The man replied, "The Sahara Forest." Manager said, "You mean the Sahara Desert?"
The skinny guy said, "Oh, is that what they're calling it now?"
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