A farmer buys a new young rooster when his old rooster can't "perform" anymore.
As soon as he gets it home, the rooster bangs all of the farmer's hens. The farmer is pretty impressed.
After lunch, the rooster does all the hens again.
Next day, the rooster does all the ducks and the geese.
Later that day, the farmer finds the rooster laying on the ground with the vultures circling overhead.
The farmer shakes his head and says, 'You deserve it, you horny bastard'.
The rooster opens one eye and goes, 'Shhhh... They are about to land'.
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