Three men are captured by cannibals.
They are taken to the chief, who says they must go into the forest and come back with a basket of the first fruit they find.
Under guard, all three men return to the forest and start searching for fruits.
Billy is the first to come back, and he's got a basket of apples with him.
The chief explains that he is going to put the fruit up Billy's butt. If he can fit more than 3 without making a sound, he can go free.
He takes the first apple, then the second, but screams out in pain before the third can be inserted. He is immediately killed.
Next, Roger comes back with a basket of grapes. He is given the same explanation.
The first grape goes in with no problem, followed silently by the second- however, before the third can be inserted, Roger begins laughing harder than he's ever laughed in his life.
Like Billy, he is quickly executed.
Later on, Billy comes across Roger in Heaven.
"Hey man, why did you start laughing? You were about to go free."
"Yeah", says Roger.
"But then I saw Harry coming back with pineapples."
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