A journalist interviews a farmer: "if you have two bungalows, are you willing to give one to the country?" 

The farmer, without hesitation, "sure! For communism!" 

Journalist: "if you have two tractors, will you give one to the country?" 

Farmer: "of course! For the better development of our country!" 

Journalist: "if you have two million bucks, will you give one million to the country?" 

Farmer: "yes! For the livelihood of our comrades!" 

Journalist: "if you have two cows, will you give one to the country?" 

The farmer keeps silent and looking at the journalist, so the journalist has to ask again: "will you?" The farmer answers firmly: "No". 

The journalist is confused: "you are so generous about money and houses and tractors, but why do you draw the line at cows?" 

"Because", says the farmer: "I do have two cows".

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