A joke I just made up about a genie
Genie: hi I am a genie you have 3 wishes.
Genie: you have two wishes remaining.
Person: but I haven't made my wish yet!
Genie: yes you did, you wished the Icelandic-Tongan war never happened.
Person: there was never any such war.
Genie: exactly.
Genie: you have 1 wish remaining.
Person: but I haven't made my second wish yet!
Genie: yes you did you wished Heimklaider was never born
Person: who's Heimklaider?
Genie: only the most evil person to ever live
Person: no that was Hitler
Genie: exactly
Person: are you even a real genie?
Genie: no 😔
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