A man and his wife die and meet St Peter at the pearly gates
"Please could we get married again in heaven?"
"I don't know about that, let me have a think" says St Peter
A day goes by, and Peter agrees. He says, "I won't be long, let me just go and find a priest and let him know about what you want."
A month and a half go by, before Peter arrives back at the pearly gates. The couple say "well actually Peter, because you've took so long, we have thought to ask you, if we don't want to stay married forever or if it doesn't go well, will we be able to get a divorce too?"
"Are you being serious? It took me 6 weeks to find a priest up here, do you have any idea how long it will take me to find a lawyer?!"
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