bar jokes

The Bar Joke that Ends with a Big Reveal

Two old men are sitting in a bar.  One of them looks at the other &…

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The Farmer, the Cows, and the Annoying Interviewer

Interviewer: "How much amount of milk does your cow produce?". Farmer…

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A Navy Recruiter's Question and a Hilarious Comeback

A guy decides to enlist in the Navy. So he walks into the recruiting station, s…

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A Witty Comeback: The Ultimate Military Humor

A General Questions a Soldier Asking him, “if you have 20 enemies running at yo…

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The "Paris" Joke: A Grandfather's Advice and a German Army Twist

A teenage boy was playing in his room on his computer when his grandfather came…

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bar jokes

A Bar Joke About a "State-of-the-Art" Watch

An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several…

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Good News, Bad News: A Lawyer's Hilarious Revelation

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and…

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A Tattoo Idea and a Husband's Hilarious Discovery

"F*cking hell love, this is interesting." I said to the wife, looki…

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The New York Times Obituary Joke

A man goes up to a newspaper stand, buys a copy of the New York Times, takes on…

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animal jokes

The CEO, the Old Man, and the Ultimate Revenge

An older gentleman man driving an old beat up truck gets into a fender bender w…

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The Man Who Knew Everyone: A Pope Joke with a Twist

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is…

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old man jokes

The Old Man, the Jeweler, and the $40,000 Check

A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much you…

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animal jokes

A "Lost Dog" Joke with a Clever Twist in the Jungle

A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with…

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bar jokes

The Old Man's Advice: A Joke About Marriage and Love

Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer. One of the g…

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animal jokes

Chicken-Wire, Duck-Tape, and a Grand Finale

Old man is sitting on his porch one day, just watching the world going by as he…

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dad jokes

You Can't Take It With You: A Joke About Money and a Lawyer

A greedy old business man was dying, so he called his priest, his lawyer, and h…

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husband jokes

The Husband's New Face and a Hilarious Mother-in-Law Joke

A married couple was in a terrible accident, and the husband’s face was severel…

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bar jokes

The Glass Eye Joke: A Charming Pun

At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next…

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husband jokes

A "Bad News, Good News" Joke with a Dark Twist

The day after his wife vanished in a kayaking accident, Long, a man from Anchor…

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teacher jokes

The Math Teacher's Mistake: A Justin Bieber Joke

A guy gets a call from a local radio station. "Congratulations," says…

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bar jokes

A "Tasting" Joke with a Hilarious Twist at the Bar

A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of 21-year-old whiskey. He takes a s…

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husband jokes

The "$5,000" Joke: How a Man Chose His Wife

A man has three girlfriends but doesn't know which one to marry. So as a te…

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A "Mom's Boyfriend" Joke with a Hilarious Twist

A kid is playing a video game in his room when his mom walks in and says, "…

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animal jokes

The Spy Contest: Who Can Catch a Rabbit?

A CIA agent, an MI6 agent, and a KGB agent are walking through a forest.. They …

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animal jokes

The Bear, the Rabbit, and the Army Medical Exam

A bear and a rabbit are conscripted into the army, and waiting for their medica…

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The Doctor, the Old Lady, and the Silent

An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re sil…

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Paddy is definitely a sly one!

The phone rang at the motor pool and an authoritative voice demande…

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The Bear, the Rabbit, and the Three Wishes Joke

A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. Suddenly, they see a fairy tied t…

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husband jokes

A Husband's Clever Trick for Getting Bread

Wife texts her Husband who is at work: Wife: “Honey, don’t forget to buy bread …

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jokes

An elderly man wants to plan its anual tomato garden

An elderly Italian man living alone in New Jersey wanted to plant his annual t…

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jokes

The Army Recruit, the Sergeant, and the "R" in the Middle

A recruit is in the army. On the first day, the commander says: My name is Ser…

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bar jokes

The 85-Year-Old Man, the Doctor, and the "Sample" Jar

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of h…

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jokes

One day, an Englishman, a Frenchman, a German, and a Turk entered a “male power” contest.

One day, an Englishman, a Frenchman, a German, and a Turk entered …

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The "Nun" and the Cabbie's Surprising Encounter

A cab driver picks up a Nun. The driver looks in the rear view mirror and says,…

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little johnny jokes

A Teenage Boy's Guide to "Making Amends"

A teenage boy goes to church to confess his sins...  "Forgive me Father, f…

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The Lawyer, the Rancher, and the Missing Bull Joke

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old ra…

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The Man, the Ostrich, and the Genie's Two Wishes

A man walked into a restaurant, with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sat…

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The Deaf Collector and the Mafia's Bad Interpreter

The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the pri…

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The Priest, the Rabbi, and the Ham Sandwich

A Priest and a Rabbi are sitting next to each other on a plane, reading their b…

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jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when he realized he brought the wrong body back to life?

I've made a grave mistake! Happy pre spooky season.

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A Talking Fish and the Greatest Shipwreck Joke

A chap is fishing and hooks a salmon, he reels it in and is just going to kill…

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The Pub, the Frog, and the Bartender's Simple Answer

A man is having a bad day. He's in trouble at work and with his wife, so he…

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bar jokes

A Deal with Satan: The Joke that Lawyers will Love

A lawyer was sitting in her office late one night when Satan appeared and off…

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The Priest, the Lady, and the "Miraculous Instrument"

A very elegant lady was flying in from Switzerland when she found herself seate…

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Why a Rich Kid Ate the "Poor People's Food"

There once was a poor kid who got a scholarship to an elite boarding school He …

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He Stole a Hat... But Not for the Reason You Think

Two religious Jews buy very expensive matching fedora hats. They’re so proud of…

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A Priest, a Lady, and a Customs Officer

A very elegant lady was flying in from Switzerland when she found herself seate…

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Double Dress Drama: A Mother's Savvy Solution

Nicola’s wedding day was fast approaching, and nothing could dampen her excitem…

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