Wife texts her Husband who is at work:
Wife: “Honey, don’t forget to buy bread on your way home. Oh, and… your girlfriend Elizabeth says hi.”
Husband: “Who’s Elizabeth?”
Wife: “Nobody. Just wanted to make sure you saw my message.”
Husband: “Phew! I’m with Elizabeth right now… for a moment then, I thought you saw us!”
Wife: “WHAT?! Where are you?!”
Husband: “Near the bakery.”
Wife: “Stay put - I’m coming right now!”
Five minutes later…
Wife: “I’m at the bakery where are you?!”
Husband: “I’m at work. Now that you’re there… grab the bread and head home.”
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