A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. Suddenly, they see a fairy tied to a tree..
They both stop, look a the fairy and decide to help her out. They go over to untie her.
Thankful for being rescued, the fairy offers them each three wishes.
Bear immediately shouts: “I wish I was the only male bear in the area! That’s sure to get me some ladies”
Rabbit thinks for a moment, and says: “I’ve always wanted to be rich, make me a millionaire!”
The bear, still thinking with his little head, says: “Actually, I wanna be the only male bear in the country, all the ladies will want a piece of me”
Rabbit doesn’t take long for his next wish, says he wants a brand new motorcycle, along with some gear.
The bear, horny bugger that he is, decides that for his last wish he might as well go big: “What the hell, Make me the only male bear in the world!”
The fairy obliges, and asks the rabbit what he would like his last wish to be.
Rabbit puts on his gear, gets on his new Harley, smirks, and says:
“I wish the bear was gay”
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