"F*cking hell love, this is interesting." I said to the wife, looking up from my computer.
"It says here that the giant squid, which until last year had never even been seen alive, is actually estimated as a 100 million-strong species, worldwide."
"What the hell are you telling me that for?" She said, angrily.
"You were supposed to be on the internet searching out cool tattoo designs for my bum-cheek."
"I was, love." I told her.
"But I had to make sure there'd be enough ink, first."
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